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[Roses are red] Violets are blue I [know] why you [looked] this up Because I did too

It was when she got up and walked over to me that my [dick] was rock solid. She spread her legs and sat on top of me.I knew this was going to be the best sex of my [life]. With her hand on my cock we started kissing, I shoved my tongue as far as it could go down her throat. She then grabbed my shirt and threw me onto the bed. Quickly taking our clothes off, she started to suck on it, I came faster then I ever did before, it squirted into her mouth and she swallowed. I started licking her cunt as she was sucking my cock, we were full on 69ing. We both came at the same [time] right into each other’s mouths, Me: OH [OH] OH YEAH [FUCK] UH UH UH UH her: OH [YES] FUCK [YES] DONT STOP [YES] UH UH PLEASE [YES] UH OH GOD She bent over and I put my penis into her ass Her: FASTER I thrusted myself into her Her: HARDER My penis was all the way in. Me: shit I forgot a condom Her: it’s better without one anyway. Don’t pull out, cum inside my pussy [daddy]! So I did. I cummed so much all inside her cunt. Then I fell on my back, thinking we were done but then she started massaging my [dick]. I grabbed her tits and started squeezing. My penis was rock solid and she climbed on top. She was riding the fuck out of my [dick]. Nothing had ever felt better in my [life]. Her pussy wrapped around my cock, draining all the cum I had inside of me. I came inside her but that wasn’t it, we kept going all night and when I woke up in the morning, I found a her number and a note saying “again tonight?”

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Sex

1) Latin word for six 2) The reason I had no childhood 3) Something not made for kids 4) The reason half the searches on this website have at least 15 words in caps with exclamation marks 5) The thing my friend told me about when i was 10 6) The thing my SAME friend wont stop talking about 7) something I will never have 8) Something people look up on here to get horney

My friend wont stop talking to me about sex. sounds a bit like she want to have it. she has humped me before... wait.. what?

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