What's on your mug?

A slang term for a gun most commonly a pistol or handgun.

"Daddy told me never leave the house with out my TOOL" -YG

By RyanOG

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday

José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!

By Anonymous1118736

DMV slang for a gun

"Will was totin' that tool"

By Allenx360

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool. Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.

That dude is such a tool.

By mcm663

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together. There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.

Where's Alfred? Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.

By mshezzy