What's on your mug?

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

By i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

By not chris's dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

By pseudonym12345678909

something I never had

My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

Dad..? ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

By Somebluedude69