What's on your mug?

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya? Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar. Lia: Fuck- Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

By Mushroom, Baby!

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad? Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

By daddy owo

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

By fewfew

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad? Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

By cummer<3

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

By Motel Lahey