What's on your mug?

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is. used in an xkcd.com comic

Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.

By omfgmango

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account. Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending. Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.

Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!! Joey: That's nice. Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and... Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.

By l1011tristar17

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy. Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night. It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.

Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?" Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"

By SithLord89

a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide. See also LOVExx

ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine? guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter! *slits wrists*

By munter

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females. 2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

By EnerJax