What's on your mug?

Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.

Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?" Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"

By Mark Rave

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop you can easily form these by: 1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load. 2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more. 3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part. This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit

i just left a floater!

By Phill De Conick

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf

Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf

By Jinsengsta

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf. ---------- Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her. Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

By TopShelfHouseSluts

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

By Nasty Neighbors