What's on your mug?

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

By Nikolas_Cruz_17

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.” Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

By purple golf bag

The Slang word for neck in French

Ayo That dude has such a long schlong. He looks like a giraffe.

By [TrollxBig]

A giant penis; opposite of an Asian dick

Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!

By zichen555

See penis, cock, wang, johnson

Whip out yer schlong and go to town...

By Anonymous