Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.
That kid with all the acne, oily hair, old man clothes and goofy laugh is a real gorp.
By WX Man
To eat food while making the food itself
Person #1: Do you think you will be able to make it to the football game? Person #2: Nah, I'm trying to gorp this omelette rn Person #1: Oh shit, I think I might join in
By Anoymous Number 1
When you mess up talking so badly that your body stops moving and your brain malfunctions.
Guy 1: "So remember last night you when.. wait.." Guy 2: "Bro did you just gorp? Guy 1: "Yeah man I dunno what just happened."
By TherandomMan404
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.
That guy is so creepy... what a gorp!
By Badtina27
Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.
That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.
By Alexi.e