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An [idiotic] ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack [fudge]' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO. [Anal sex] is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.

John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!" Scarlet "So what?" John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!" Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?" John "It means they have anal sex!" Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?" John "............Um...well....uh...." OR [Eric] "What's sup [bro], wanna play some video games?" Gary "Not with you." [Eric] "Okay...why not?" Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my [ass] right now." [Eric] "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant [retard]. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again? Gary "............" [Eric] "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet [dream]!"

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