What's on your mug?

A failed physics student.

Jimmy used to be a physics major but he found it too hard so he had to settle for engineering.

By Someone213123

A glorified custodian or handy-man. They have to be called an engineer, because it is more politically correct than being called a garbage man, janitor or plumber.

I'm sorry, but a waste management engineer is a garbage man. And a senior building engineer unclogs toilets and cleans the gum off of tables in the food court.

By movadoman4

The member of a Ships crew who spends his day drinking tea and complaining about the true masters of the ship, the deck officer. Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task. Has severe adversions to sunlight

"Is that a Neanderthall on deck?" "No it's an Engineer"

By Offshore_Deckie

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

By Anthony Andrew

1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey

Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.

By archi-1