What's on your mug?

n; (1) A place for students to gather to study their respective academia, meet new people, and engage in learning and intelligent conversation. (2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.

(1) Douglas majored in guitar and music, which really shows because he is a phenominal player now. He also seems to be reading a lot and engaging in intellectual discussion. (2) (Parent, at home): "Yes, we always knew Blake had a knack for business management systems, and we're glad he's following his dreams." (Blake, at college): "Dude whatever you gotta drink that shit, thats like the second time you and Terry tried to restack the cups and not drink. Shah, seriously dude drink up."

By tito puente

A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.

My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.

By I hate college

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.

"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"

By ThisIsTheReality

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

By Mr. Zimpy

A place where you can waste 40 thousand dollars and spend time drinking and smoking weed, all while gaining useless knowledge and ending up in a hell hole of shit after 4 years.

Don't go to college

By oldskoolpothead420