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cake

1) (n) A silky-smooth combination of sugar, milk, eggs, and flour baked at 375 for thirty minutes. Covered in frosting and given to beautiful people. 2) (n) A prize; something valuable won by a group. 3. (v) To own. 4. (adj) Weak. 5. (n) Stuff. Used in conjunction with the word "my." "stuff" and "cake" are interchangable. 6. (N) A band. Indie kids like them. 7. (v) to leave, only appropriate as a command and followed by the word "off."

1. My mommy made me a cake :) 2. Oh man, don't even think you're keeping that cake, not the whole hundred bucks. I think about twenty to each of us sounds about fair. 3. ...so he was drivin' past me and I was like, nah, fool, I'ma cake yo ass! 4. Dude, you sleep with her T-shirt? You are such a little pansy! Oh snap, how whipped. That's seriously cake, dude. 5. Stop rummaging through my cake, jerk! Do I need to lock up everything I own? 6. I was gonna go see Cake at Buzzfest, but they were playing with LostProphets. I decided it'd be more fun to eat my own soul. 7. Son, you best cake off. Betta walk right out that door.

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