What's on your mug?

The Hardest thing to hit in the toilet. (When you are peeing)

I didn't get the target! The whole floor is wet.

By Flurbneeger

An over priced store every body loves even though it's over priced stuff that you don't need

You: let's go to Target and spend a lot of money yeeeaaahhh

By QueenKangaroo

A word which is used when someone gives you a sick burn

Person 1: stop being a target Person 2: I only said no u

By Creeper aww man

Target is a store ware most people go to get stuff they dont need until now.

Guy1: Hey what are you getting? Guy2:this unicorn lamp for the children I dont have Guy1:uh.....ok Guy1: this is why I dont go to target

By Target.

Target. A place that lures you in with words like "team members" and "work together". When in reality, it's a shithole ran by some of the most selfish people on the planet. Corporate has no idea what it's like being on the store level so they blindly set policies and set standards that are impossible to reach. Leaders expect you to perform 100% perfection whilst not giving you any help. The scheduling is horrible. Always shortstaffed, lines are always long, drive up times are always overdue and building up because there's never any help. And so instead of scheduling appropriately, they force non leaders to pick up the slack and do the work of 5 people. Then have the nerve to ask team members why guests are having a bad experience and what can be done to fix it, as if the problem isn't completely obvious. Do yourself a favor and don't work there. You will regret it.

"Hey I work at target and I literally want to kill myself!"

By NefariousJester