What's on your mug?

Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.

Don't be a squidward.

By Chovey

You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose

I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up

By Gatlin1976

His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward Nose My eyelash flew off When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?) Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer get lost Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home He knowin' just when I'm on I post it up like Malone Get so much neck, it's wrong That I should smell like cologne Swallow this dick, it's gone He's searching for it on Chrome His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward Nose His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward Nose

Teah: OMG did you see squidwards nose?! Morgan:His dick smaller than my toes

By Morgii

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!" Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

By Downtown Tony

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

By EvanVanderbelt