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The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do. Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah Stalker: .... Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah Stalker: -leaves- Robert: Phew.

By Fnord of the Bananas

to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.

Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!? candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot! candie:and sexy!

By petunia marlins

A pretty good actor, but most don't see that due to his douchebagey role in the Twilight Series produced by people who clearly got their degrees in a dark alley somewhere.

Robert Pattinson is a pretty good actor. I enjoyed his role in Remember Me & also in one of the Harry Potter films as Cedric Diggory. Too bad ignorant assholes judge him based on a shit film like Twilight.

By jsjdhahw

n. Guy that all insecure males are jealous of.

Girlfriend: Wow, I think that Robert Pattinson is really talented, hot and charming. Boyfriend: Huh? I think he's a..a...a big jerk! Yeah!

By miss normal

A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.

omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple!!!!!!!!!??????????

By Rea Rea