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An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

By MlgIsNotDead

Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads. Definition #2: An instrument.

Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.

By The only name not in use

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

By lit-yeeter

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

By AStupidPersonOnTheInternet

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza? Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

By WonderGenius