What's on your mug?

something every girl had done at some point

i love to masturbate with my glow-in-the-dark vibrator

By lsafkj`

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home. 2.) The reason why people buy playboys. 3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks. 4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years. 5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

By Jake

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area.

"His girlfriend was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he masturbated to satiate his thirst for sexual activity"

By Little Blue Patakha

to increase the surface temperature of your ship's main cannon with rapid linear motion

I masturbated and sunk your battleship

By tae

To rub your penis until reaching the climax of sexual exitement, in which you ejaculate.

"Man, masturbation is the meaning of life"

By visible erection