What's on your mug?

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

By Rob Ho

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

By DFINK5299

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

By maldoror

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

By Kid with assburgars

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

By hmmmyeskindadoit