What's on your mug?

The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device. Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.

Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society. Poppa: Really? Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!

By Chris Rock mutha fucka

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay "Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer

By Jake McClenahan

A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

The sex industry owns the Internet now.

By sarcastic

The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.

p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start! p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!

By VICKI KARMA

A thing that is frusturating and addicting.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.

By burnt in effigy