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Female is a sex and a gender. The sex is defined as a being with the XX chromosomes. The gender is a being which identifies as the sex but doesn't necessarily has XX chromosomes

"Aren't queens female?" "Don't question royalty!"

By Scherrlock

The world's most common disability, affecting about half the population. Caused by a mutation that results in what should be a Y chromosome instead being an X chromosome. Symptoms include: -Severe difficulty driving -Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic -Chronic flatulence -Obsessions with children and babies -Obsessions with men and eating all their food Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease). There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.

"I heard Josephine is female" "oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"

By Mr big ballsack

Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.

F: I love you. Can we get married!? M: We just met yesterday! F: Don't you think it will work though!? M: FUCK NO!

By Slap Jack

Female is the most spread men's disease. Almost 50% of men suffer from this disease and there is no way to get rid of it. We need to find out how to stop it, we don't want world where every second one is sick.

I don't like girls, I don't understand them. Yes, they're just sick. We need to ban females from this world, they're just doing problems.

By Egstjub

The nice way to say bitch, when around a “female”😂

Ay vato, I was with that female Keisha last night and that female fucking tried cutting my dick off, that female loco homes!

By SleepingJay