What's on your mug?

When you get an erection

I got an eggplant when I saw Wendy's logo

By Hollo0w

lemme guess. You're here cuz 1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system 2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant" but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud. person 2: *looks in shock person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again. Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

By hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless"

same shape as a long hard body part. It can sometimes go soft

he had a soft fluffy eggplant. he ate her eggplant because it was hard body part.

By whitetastystickymilk69ilike123

a fruit that is purple and is not used as a dildo

i love eating eggplants in a PG non-sexual way.

By eggplant_man

Most commonly known as a purple, spongy, absorbent fruit but in modern day slang it is known as a cockasaraus.

Girl 1: "OMFG bitch you wanna see this pic I just got?" Girl 2: "HOLY SHIT that cockasaraus is as large as an eggplant"

By Fishbowling