What's on your mug?

Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue person2: Err Dave!

By edd ridgway

Taking a shit. From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'

Luke: 'Mike, where are you?' Mike:'I am taking a Dave' Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'

By Koulas

n. A man who is better at seducing and/or has a larger wang than other men.

Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock! Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.

By eternitygoth

the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.

yo man, you were so Daved last night! Yo, fuck you daaave I'm gettin Daved tonighttt

By Dave podzy

He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious. He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light. Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection. Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault. But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!

you; Dave, you want some juice? Dave; Nah i want you ;) Dave; but juice is nice

By ticked off person