A game played by insects and bats. Who can get the runs first? the better question is, who cares? In England it's played by 45 year old men who like to stand around on a field for 5/6 hours. Very entertaining.
"I got a run at the cricket today." "my nan got the runs too"
By jumpoffjoeybuddenz
Amazing gentlemen's sport. Australia is overrated and sucks at it, while Sri Lanka kicks ass.
Muttia Muralitharan is the best bowler in cricket. Shane Warne looks like a rusty gate compared to Murali when he bowls.
By brownguy
A slut that you have only sex with and nothing else.
After the game I'm callin up my cricket to get a peace
By Trev1981
A skanky chick that loves to get on some cock. She is never happy with just one cock. She bounces around all day trying to find different cock. Most guys will not take a cricket home to their mom. Usually a cricket is large, and/or missing teeth. Crickets love anything that deals with taking a cock.
" Man, that chick megan is such a cricket. After she let me pull an ATM (ass to mouth) on her, she went to my homie larrys crib to get a good pumpin before bed."
By skinnyp
A code name whites use to talk about blacks and blacks have no idea that whites are referring to them
"Lets leave man, too many fuckin crickets in this bar" "Fuckin dumb ass crickets always tryin to fuck all the hot white girls"
By hotmammi