What's on your mug?

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is a retard. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

That tool, David Albogas, dosen't even know she's just using him.

By João Presunto

A tool is a artist that is deprived of originality, creativity, and\or other art related skills that are usually required for making art. To keep them self's form getting worse at making art or pass the time they help others by inking and coloring, point out mistakes, tutoring and being a form of support\feed back. A tool will usually leave another artist once hat artist's capability exceed the tools.

Artist 1: What do you think about my work Tool: It could use some work. Would you like me to re-ink and color it for you

By A tool.

There's Only One Life. A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.

Guy 1: Hey! TOOL! Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*

By Captain Falcum

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return

The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!

By T.V. John

Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box." "Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."

"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him." "The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox." "I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"

By anathema