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A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3

Person 1: Robert totaly slid into my mom last night Person 2: That happened to me to

By Cheese Balls 22

A lil punk bitch from oildale thats a downey and is afraid of ricklamb he wont admit it but hes afraid for his worthless life he snaked chloe from him hes a king cobra for sure born and raised a bitch coward lame pussy mother fucker nigger lop cunt std infested looks like a fucken mouse and doesnt wanna hurt anyone bitch ass nigga his time is running out he just dont know it hes also one of reggies side bitches well aka sancho but gay theres a video of him giving reggie a slurpee like a gay bitch he did a shot and fagged the fuck off with him so dont do shots around robert speckman cause he will suck ur cawk tootles

Stop being a fucken robert

By Ricklamb69

Male version of the word Karen.

He is such a robert.

By ml513

When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless

When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!

By RNish

A guy who chipped his tooth and now everyone of his friends call him chip because it's funny.

Hey look, there goes Robert and his fucked up teeth!

By DarkTrollz