What's on your mug?

He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.

Wow he's being such a Michael

By Jenna Bryant

A king fuckboy somebody who likes to cheat on a lot of girls and have sex woth ugly ass bitches nobody likes him he's a bag a shit and likes dick in his mouth and up his ass

Michael is a king fuckboy he cheats a lot

By Person199

A boy that will give you PTSD from his problems.

Becky: "What happened with you and Michael?" Chrissy: "Stuff I can't talk about."

By immacreeper123

A lazy meth monkey that does nothing but stay in his room and plays video games all day oblivious to what's going on around him. Has random whores bring him beer and dope in exchange for a shower or load of laundry and just waits for the 1st of the month to get his welfare so he can act like he's a real man with a paycheck, and not just a dead beat Michael

"My girl just had our baby and you can bet I will never be a Michael" "I bet you Michael still lives at home with his mama" "I will sell my own ass before I turn into a Michael"

By NoPo503

There are 2 definitions of Michael. A awesome michael who is chill and awesome to hang out with, who all the girls secretely want. Or a weak scrawny kid who has no confidence and sort of brings a tear of how much of a loser they are. Now 4 out of michaels are the cool badass that everybody loves. So normally being a michael is a good thing. But then there is always that one michael who gets friend-zoned by every girl he asks out. Also who is an annoying douche who thinks everything bad happens to him. So what michael do u know?

Michael was hitting on that girl over there.

By Ead