What's on your mug?

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

By Alola_

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend. Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants

Bro he’s a John

By jdksexybeast1234

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.

“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”

By Bepsi “bebuz by ban”

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.

John is the best person that you'll ever met.

By Love_.

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?" Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"