Cat
The pure evil
What cats favourite number 666
By Ender10354
What's on your mug?
Cat
Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.
"That cat just ate my fish!" "My cat is stuck in a tree"
By Lucythekid
cat
not a dog
Person 1: Yo look at that dog over there. person 2: That is a cat you racist piece of shit. person 1: Oh fucc, my bad fam
By Turbo Soggy
Cat
Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.
The cat is coming!
By MeowKing999995
cat
A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.
Joe: did you hear what happened to joey? Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it. Joe:oh no!!!!! Joe:here comes one now!!!!!! *both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
By jjprs306