What's on your mug?

a person with a 100000000 inch dick

your a michael

By ranel fucktard

Piece of shitttt

Michael sucks

By Handle handle

Michael most definitely has the biggest penis to ever exist, so big in fact that other men hide when hearing his name out of fear that their winkles might fall off at the sight of his camel tail.

Whoa Michaels here we can smell the Sahara because his Camel tail is so big

By Fatwinkle

A guy loves dick anytype of dick he can get his hands on

Oh wow that guy is such a Michael

By Iamnotagod

Michael is a creepy guy so be careful approaching one. Personalities on Michaels can differ from a homosexual to a future psychopath. If you are in a relationship with a Michael or know one, keep a distance or find out there back story. You never know what there actions can lead to. If your miss or mr popular, take a massive step back from michaels for they can drag your reputation down faster than you can ran away from a Michael when he chases you home.

Bella: oh my god heather! A Michael just stole my money and squirting his face puss all over my arms! Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...

By HeatherT