What's on your mug?

A son of a bitch who stole the kids...And my heart..

Karen, please come back. I need to see the kids.

By Soy ugly

This is a middle aged white mom usually seen driving specificly a base model Porsche Cayenne. These stains are usually occupying the upper middle class and have no work aside from taking your children and then marrying Mike the Tax attorney/Lawyer/Doctor (who is Karens source of MK handbags, jewelry, fake nails, the afformentioned SUV, etc...) Her physical description is as follows Age: 37 - 46 Hair Color: Dirty Blonde Class: Euclid

Karen #406 tried to get me fired today.

By 14yearoldcodplayerusingslurs

Somebody who forgot life had rules and was dropped as a baby Often wants to speak to your manager and take the kids. The kids she doesn't have, because she didn't vaccinate them.

Cashier: "Sorry ma'am, I go-" Karen: *High pitched demonic screeching*

By Idiot with internet access

Mid 50s women, this women swears while making her kid listen to Kids bAp While doing so. This women complains and asked to speak to the manager even if you are the manager. This women can be very vicious and should not to be spoken to in any tone Please for your own safety to not approach any women named karen And never tell her to calm down. Ever.

Worker:sorry we don't have that size in stock please calm down. Karen: You know what that bitch ass hoe that told me to Calm doWn- you know what I need to talk to your manger immediately!

By Truewisefacts101

-Blonde mom in her 40s. -Has three perfect children -PTA President -Gets mad SUPER easily

Girl one: Hey Karen! Karen: Hey! Girl 2: Ew your name is Karen..? Karen: No one asked for your crusty dusty opinion Susan!

By squiggly wigglies