What's on your mug?

a mother fucker

hi dad

By dddddad

where’s the milk?

dad, i’m still waiting for the milk

By user138829

a mf who fkd around cuz they couldnt keep their thing in their pants and now have victim complex

person a: im a dad! person b to person c: hes a dad! he must have victim complex too!

By svrnn

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad. *dissapears*

By nicothebitch

The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back

I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad

By aids21