What's on your mug?

Madison Taylor

Potato is my friend.

By The Potato Baron

A man who doesnt like being called cute who gets muted on skype calls

"Stop calling me cute" potato "Stop muting me

By WeaintjokingLa

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc. We store them in refrigerators. Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato. The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt. But microwave wants to keep them apart. Only plate is there to comfort potato. But plate died. So Potato commited suicide. RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

By iTsOnLyMe_654

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

By Hoho Seeshow

A type of species that are better than humans, so go be a Potato

You are a Potato.

By Mine Fort