What's on your mug?

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

By imasimpforyou

Delicious. Tho if we listen, we also find roots. Evolution.

The apple wasn’t enough/ it took more to fill up.

By MichyLaMichy

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework" *does hand signs*

By imasimpforyou

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.

I WANT A FUCKING APPLE

By Poopywoopypoppy