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hipster

A man/woman who wears tight clothing and will deny being a hipster if asked. Usually listens to esoteric music until a non-hipster does. At rocks shows, stands still with one foot tapping along with the music and there thumbs in there pockets and may or may not subtly nod their head with the beat. Added bonus if in more than one band and has a master's degree in pop-culture.

Male hipster: "I wear woman's jeans." Female hipster: "You're in more than one band? Let's make out." Male/Female hipster: "You drink pino grigio too?!?! Let's make out."

By Chris Manley

Hipster

A group of obnoxious, uneducated people who reject the social norm to an unnecessary degree. Their only goal in life is to be "different". Coincidentally, they're all the same. Most hipsters are annoying, greasy, trashy, and poor. They obsess over a style, meme, band, etc. until everyone else likes it. Once everyone else likes it, they make a big deal about how everyone is copying them and they claim to not like the style, meme, band, etc. anymore.

I'm a hipster. Who needs clothes? Everyone wears clothes, I wanna be different.

By Nikki Nightmare

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