1.Someone who walks around work giving "top-tips" and "throwing it out there" even though it's evident he has no idea. 2. A person with poor personal hygeine. 3. A small penis. 4. An individual incapable of cooking a BBQ.
Simon: Did you see that guy wandering around doing a Michael? Sandi: Yeah, and he stinks like a Michael too. Simon: I bet you he's got a Michael. Sandi: I wouldn't want to eat at his place, he's probably a Michael.
By Smoboss
A jerk who breaks up with girls for no reason.
Because I'm Michael. Duh.
By KCoolAllTheNamesAreBeingUsed
That dude that used to ride motorcycles
Like the line in that song by Nicki Minaj. This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles-
By Misty Kerns
A fat fucking cunt that likes dick in his mouth and ass. Sometimes his dad has bad war memories and Michael needs to fuck his dad to make him feel better. He sucks the most cocks out of the whole school. He only talk to special little kids
Omg Michael pls suck my dick I already I'm 😉
By I just fucked your bitch
The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend
A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?" M: "fucking my self, three sum
By youdeserveitbitch.