What's on your mug?

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apple bear

By ampleinanga

A red, round fruit that grows on trees. This fruit can be also yellow or green. It taste sweet and also a bit sour. Green ones are more sour than red ones in general.

I am eating an apple pie.

By jerry445433

The size of my dick

Person 1. How big is it Person 2. The size of and apple Person 1. So small and round? Person 2. Yes

By Mike200869420

were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum

please can i apple you “yes sure” thanks you nigger

By rasist

Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.

Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.

By Vicky Vegas