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Tool

>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content. >Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie". >Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you. >Perfers quanity over quality. >Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits. >Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly. >Is a compulsive liar. >When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent. >Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person. >Has a collection of enemies >Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible >Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian. >Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this >Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc) >Have an annoying catch phrase >Suck at telling jokes >Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things >There goal in life is to please as many people as possible >Rejects of socialites. >Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool >Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music) >The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them. >You cant build a house without tools.

Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars! Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too! **Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead*** Human: That's cool... **looks uninterested** Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!

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