What's on your mug?

She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere

Mom can you help me with my homework?

By Despicable Me2

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom! person 2: dangit not again!

By vehicular manslaughter

Kirumi tojo is the definition of mom. The mose responsible and caring person whilst dealing with everybody else’s bullshit

Kokichi: have a nice trip! see you next fall mom! Shuichi: kokichi shut up tojo was just executed, you clown.

By Taken as a joke

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life daughter: I'm. Not get abortion Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

By the brogue

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch

That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!

By moms are awfu... great!