What's on your mug?

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato. You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

By Tempest_Dragon

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

By potatoloverjelly

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument* Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

By MooIsCool

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass? Boy: it’s a potato! Girl: ...

By GabbyC03

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato- “ hey girl..” “ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER” “ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?” “ a potato “

By That_artsyweirdo