What's on your mug?

A dude that tells retarded jokes but it gets the girls. they are super handsome. when u look at them u will date them.

when the girls see michael they die

By JOE MAMA'S GRANDSON

A corrupted mind with a pure heart

See that guy with a big dick? That’s not Michael.

By Walyko

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.

He Is sweet and caring, he must be a Michael.

By Fallon Brennan

He has a massive cock

“Wow, Michael has such a big dick”

By Child in your basement

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*

Michael is the best

By mstrmikeymoo