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a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.

“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”

By smlltiddyycomitte

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

By KaleoIsGay

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.

Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did Person #2: ya it was so funny

By annaissocoolomg

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

By I’m a physcopath

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

By user213283