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Hipster: (up-to-date summer 2009) Used to be a pure American phenomenon but is now quickly spreading through the [monster] that is corporate advertising. Hipsters are [people] who THINKS they are the counter culture, usually in the 20s sometimes into their late 30s. Usually have poor speech abilities and are easy to intimidate. They are not the counter culture/ revolution because they are just as consumerist as ever, the only thing that makes them unique is that they are self loathing in true nature. Their clothing consists of bright mismatched colors and or ironic t-shirts and almost always tight jeans and fresh [kicks]. Sometimes they can be spotted walking around with factory made silkscreen frames around art schools. Glasses is not a requirement by if they wear a pair is always going to be a pair of dark framed [plastic] designer glasses. Hair is not as strict as well now that more [people] are negatively judging hipsters, many hide their true hipster by mixing it up. Iconic "bangs" are now disappearing as most hipsters don't want to be judged as a stupid fuck at first glance. Hipsters always own a [facebook] page and have tons of pictures of themselves on their profile, shot/photoshop with artsy yet cheesy mentality in order to be ironic yet gain attention. In [short], they are mostly [lonely] but don't have the balls to fight it. Hipsters can be found congregating at freebie events, especially art openings and so-called indie concerts because they simply are too [lazy] to work/ get their hands dirty (except when they build up musk for the hipster look/scent) to get money to pay for anything. They are required to own/ride a "fixed gear bicycle" and those who are not up-to-style or are not knowledgeable are likely to be identified quickly and disregarded by the greater hipster community. But this [will] only make that person even more of a hipster wannabe. High-end hipsters uses their parent's or hard earn intern dollars on Fuji bikes(~$700) or Chrome gear (~100+) while low end hipsters buy SE Drafts (~$300) and bullshit messenger bags(~$20-). They almost ride entirely with no brakes, this is not to be confused with someone trying to be a [clown] in the circus; they simply wanted the bike to be light and have nothing that can be stolen; which often lead to crashes and permanently damaged knees. Those who are weasels ride "freewheel" and with often front brakes, those are the most self-loathing hipsters that doesn't go all the way but still want to be a hipster. Also, most chop their handlebars so [short] so they can squeeze through two busses that they can barley control it anywhere even if its a wide open lane. While they are self-described free-thinking intellectuals these hipsters are often off-the-rack as can be, some even dare to buy designer "thrift-store-look" clothing and gears with more often their parent's money than their own. Their musical taste is only there to prove their love for a time that is not their own; 80s [music] for example. Hipsters are so lost they don't really believe in much of anything or know what to do with their lives so they hope to attach themselves to something that was once "great", usually something [weird] and alienating but easy enough so they don't have to try too hard to copy (such as Punk). Hipsters are always an art major/drop out at some point and mostly had been an intern at a major city like NYC for some crook commercial "artist". They hang in packs because of their low self esteem and often smoke/drink a certain brand of cigarettes and alcohol but because of recent global scrutiny some are cracking under pressure and begin doubting their own culture, their embarrassment or defiance can be felt through their speech and look; they either go all out on their look and pompous speech or they easily crack under even the slightest visual scrutiny by a passer-by. to be continually updated until hipsterdom is [history]...

Did you see what that mutha-[fucking] hipster did just now? He just got on his [fucking] hip-wagon of a bike by flipping his twig of a leg wrapped in skin tight jeans over those [fucking] tiny handle bars, what a fucking loser.... look! he tripped on his own bike hahahahaha!

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Hipsters are the young [people] who thrive well in the current high-velocity [society], but prefer not to be a part of larger commercial institutes, in which adaptability and [speed] are very useful means of getting successful. They highly appreciate creativity, and always manage to quickly establish 'the latest and coolest' places and entities of [art]. In that sense, they form a [solid] subculture of versatile progressiveness. Their constant avant-garde position sets them apart from the rest of society, which offers them a sense of dignity. This sense of dignity mainly comes down to being different, but still being able to do well, and therefore be superior, for they would not need the community at large. A striking example of this is the do-it-yourself attitude of many of the older 'hipsters'. However, because they are at that front position collectively, their self-respect from thriving without the rest of society, especially the [parents], is under threat. This results in them fetishising uniqueness. This [paradox] of a community hating on conformity is reinforced by its worship of other-ness; that drives them to continuously move ahead, away from 'the rest', to feel special over and over, and thus constantly worthy as [anti]-conformists. It's for this reason that hipsters despise being called [one]; it labels them.

The paradoxal nature of hipster culture is underlined by their ambiguous approach to materialism; they reject it, but attach great value to clothing in particular, to liberalism; they pledge for individual freedom, but do not believe in full individual responsibility, to sexual divergence; hipster men grow beards and hipster women admire innocence but are androgynous at the same time, and to vintage culture, which they embrace but always adjust. Daniel is a hipster: he wears vintage clothes that are accepted as [cool] and [alternative], listens to bands that are on the rise and mix traditional [post]-punk elements with sought for newness, is incredibly liberal in every sense but the economical [one], regards [Berlin] as his Mecca, has a new favourite bar every couple of months, [never] engages in long-term romantic relationships, does not see gay culture as threatening for [society]'s perception of masculinity, since that perception is already disadvantageous to his androgyny, portrays himself as having extraordinairily good taste and being unique and does all of this together with his peers.

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