What's on your mug?

someone who will burn a forest down for fun

'pookie who burnt the forest down?' 'paul.'

By GRAIN??

Paul is an inbreed

*Random girl minding her business* Paul: *obsessively becomes their new stalker*

By Yeeetizer

Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis. We all love a Paul.

Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy! Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it. Girl1: I can testify.

By Phlinghambodem

Paul is a person you don’t want to be around you normally dislike this person very much. Paul is bad at everything he does, if it’s video games he is not good if it’s sports he is not good, expect baseball Paul is okay at baseball. Paul is someone who needs to be out of your life.

Man you such a Paul

By Si, lo siento

When you’re a student and you know more than the teacher and the teacher still gives you a bad grade and gives you bad advice, especially on academic papers.

Person 1: Dude, I totally got Pauled on that last essay when he gave me a bad grade despite not knowing anything about this subject. Person 2: Boris pulled a Paul during that test. That test Pauled us.

By ClearlyNeeded