What's on your mug?

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term. noun: clownery adjective: clown continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice". Stan 2: so??? Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th Stan 2: i smell clownery coming Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!! Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

By vehicularbitch

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought

“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?” “What a Clown!”

By Extrafeta23

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought

“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?” “What a Clown!”

By Extrafeta23

A stupid sweaty nigger.

Imagine spending money on a mobile game. Wow. You must think you're either really good, or really cool at the game. I've never met anyone who has sweated more than you Clown. I didn't even know it was possible until I met you. And yes, I am talking about you Spain. Get a life, go outside, and take a fucking shower you big baboon. Go touch grass or something CLOWN. P.S. you smell like shit you giant toe sucking monkey.

By FireBreath182

the person who dumped you

I GOT DUMPED BY A CLOWN!!!!

By brookballoon