Robert is someone that can be described as a sigma male. They are very cool and have all A’s accept for B+ in biology (very close to an A). His lover is named Aiden
Beta: I wish I could be a sigma like Robert rn Sigma Robert: you will never be like me
By Sigma Inc.
Robert is you
Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.
By Nojuicemorejews
Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can. Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy? me: Oh thats Robert someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore me: Robert stole her frome me
By diecryhate
Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀
Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
By 9020
Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.
Robert is life. Robert is God.
By SarahConnorSara305