What's on your mug?

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

By The Ultimate Mancore

the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than

the best kid ever is michael

By hellllllllooooooo

He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.

"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally. "Call Michael"Said thotty bitch. "Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies "Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.

By Faith Fucking Tholley

Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.

Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.

By Spunky5

1. The best person who ever had ADHD. He is a kind, caring , respectful, and intelligent friend who will stick by you till the day he dies. He is very good at making friends and will not hesitate to do so. He is very protective of his friends and always strives to find a peaceful solution to everything.

1.Brandon: I'm so thankful we have a michael in our school. 2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.

By Memelord94976574894