What's on your mug?

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids Yeah he's a jake

By Creampie mpie nonce

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

By Big wubbie

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart

Jake is like my ride or die

By Lilly’s life

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.

Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think? Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.

By hugallurfriends

Sexiest man alive Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo? Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there? Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

By oogaboogasym