What's on your mug?

The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.

-Ex 1- Person 1: That's one tall building Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building! Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!! Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!! Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!! -Ex 2- Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday. Person 2: Come ON man! Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!

By ymf

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life? me: your mom you: what we having for tea tonight? me: your mom you: wheres sam? me: with your mom

By DinkyDizzy

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even. Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

By Jane and Jenny

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game... Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN-- Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense. Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied* Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!! (all share a good laugh) OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN-- Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense. Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied* Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2* Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!! Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man. (group hug)

By samantha-fantha

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your mom

By Doge doge doge