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Slow people.

Urban Dictionary Editors are slow.

By Balls Obama

The gods of the Urban Dictionary. The decision makers. The smartest, most talented people on Earth. They are so attractive, you can't imagine it. If you are an editor and you are reading this right now... I LOVE YOU.

I found out one one of my friends was one of the urban dictionary editors, so I let him have sex with my girlfriend.

By Mike_Litoris

They can be a pain in the ass, or not. They are random people who vote for definitions and choose if they become public or not.

1: Bro, the Urban Dictionary Editors rejected my definition! 2: Wtf, they normally accept everyone!

By twitter: @AtlantisNix

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition. However, that's not all. When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it. And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys. And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.

Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions? Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them Guy1: Why's that? Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys. Guy1: No shit.

By FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses! Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though, Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT? Guy 2: I don't know. Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*

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