Spoon
An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.
Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?! Friend: yeah, why? Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something?? Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON
By one_direction_infection